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    Monday, July 21, 2008

    Things That Must Go {Episode 1}

    • Tip jars at the drive-thru of creepy Mexican fast food places. I'm not tipping you for doing your job properly, thankyouverymuch.
    • Toothless renegades that can't make eye contact while counting back your change at the Dollar Store.
    • Squeaky movie theater chairs. Twice now I've had to remain virtually motionless during a movie. It's very exhausting.

    That is all. Stay tuned, because I think of these things during the day, but then as soon as I sit to write them down, I get UHHHHH, confused.

    8 Response(s):

    Kate said...

    Maybe its just Utah?? C'mon, we dont have those things here in Lake Villa. Especially North of Rollins.

    Kate said...

    Oops....I meant South of Rollins. Long Day.

    Kelli said...

    Hate the tip jars. They are popping up everywhere!

    The Williams Family said...

    Hey Keli- I love reading your blog...It cracks me up! I never realized you were so funny. It's a nice mood booster after reading the "Cancer Sucks" blog. I hope your mom is not feeling too much pain, and I hope you guys are hanging in there the best you can. It sounds like you are!!

    Shar said...
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    Shar said...

    You know what else needs to go? White trash. And I'm not talking about the garbage. I'm talking about the people. I'm getting sick of them.

    Come on people. Show some class every now and then.

    Sorry. We're just chock full of the W.T. here in New Mexico.

    Laura said...

    I'm sick of helmet heads. There is so much of that around here. I don't get it.

    Keli said...

    Okay Laura, I was totally joking about the snotty helmet baby email I sent to you. I know you would never say anything mean about my helmeted child.

    But I know what you mean about the hair sprayed to death coif of unnatural height. Nasty.