Things That Must Go {Episode 1}
- Tip jars at the drive-thru of creepy Mexican fast food places. I'm not tipping you for doing your job properly, thankyouverymuch.
- Toothless renegades that can't make eye contact while counting back your change at the Dollar Store.
- Squeaky movie theater chairs. Twice now I've had to remain virtually motionless during a movie. It's very exhausting.
That is all. Stay tuned, because I think of these things during the day, but then as soon as I sit to write them down, I get UHHHHH, confused.
