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    Wednesday, January 09, 2008

    Warning: Funny adult content below

    Maggie: "Mom, why don't girls have wieners?"

    Me: "Well, girls got boobs instead."

    Maggie: "Oh." Long pause. "But Pablo has boobs."

    For those of you not in the know, Pablo is the penguin from Backyardigans.

    Me: "No, he doesn't. I just looks like he does."

    Maggie: "Oh." Another long pause. "Well mom, where are their pee parts then?"

    Me: Holding in a laugh. "The pee comes out of their wieners."

    Maggie: Sounding much relieved, "Oooh! So that's why they can pee standing up!"

    How glad am I she asked me this? No, really, I am. I'm glad she can ask those kinds of questions without getting embarrassed or worse, going to some friend who has a crazy idea of things. Although, I'm not really sure why she has this fascination with wieners.

    3 Response(s):

    Meg said...

    Because her father is Sean....

    Maui Girl said...

    That is so classic. Go Mags!

    Kalli Ko said...

    So effing funny. Man I love little kids.

    BTW this sounds like exactly something my nephew would say. He's 6 now and has been obsessed with reproductive parts for years.