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    Tuesday, December 04, 2007

    To my sugar daddy

    Dear sugar daddy,

    I love you so much. You make me smile, laugh, cringe, cuss, you can irritate me beyond belief. But somehow, I can never, ever stay mad at you. You never fight back when I want you to. You always break into song at restaurants and grocery stores. You never listen, but you always seem to know what I mean. You try and be refined. But I know it's just an act. You're cute when you get romantic. Sometimes you drive like a grandpa, other times you scare me to death with your darting in and out of traffic. You can fix anything. You know things that the average human has no idea about. Most of the time you're full of crap. But it's sweet. I love you for so many reasons. I'm glad it's your birthday so I can tell you how I feel. I hope you have a good day, and many other good days to come.

    Your pain in the butt.

    2 Response(s):

    Jill Johnson said...

    I thought, "how cute Keli is, I have never heard her say stuff like this before." Then it was, "Oh Crap! I forgot it was Sean's Birthday, I HATE DECEMBER BIRTHDAYS" So, wish him a Happy Birthday from us, and I have a great present I will give him at Christmas. Happy Birthday to you!!!!

    Michelle said...

    Tell Sean HAPPY BIRTHDAY from his sister. We are excited to have you come to Illinois. It will be fun.