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    Saturday, September 20, 2008

    You know...

    You know you're old when you can drive around all day without the radio on.

    You know you're a cool mom when your reputation as a bitch precedes you.

    You know you're white trash when you wish your cheek cavities were bigger to hold more sunflower seeds.

    You know you have good kids when they make the right decision, and tell you how good they feel about it.

    Ahh, being a bitchy old white trash mom does have it's benefits.

    4 Response(s):

    Anonymous said...

    I just have to respond..... I was at my nephews football game and yelled out b... sh..t to the ref. Now, that is motherly white trash. I just hope it does not make it to film.

    gette

    Larissa said...

    Sweet! I'm so glad there's benefits.

    Kelli said...

    It has it's benefits and I think it makes me feel better sometimes.

    nikkipicky said...

    Thank you, thank you!! I AM NOT OLD AFTER ALL!! I so cannot drive around in my car all day without the radio. I would go insane.

    Being bitchy probably does precede me, but hey we all have faults. :)