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    Monday, December 17, 2007

    Fine, thanks. How was your morning?

    This morning I awoke to two things.

    1. I had a nose bleed. Some people have cowlicks or widows' peaks that run in their families, but we have nose bleeds. Aren't we lucky? Yes, we are. So at 4:30 AM, I wake up to that icky taste in my mouth. I hate that. So half-coherent, I'm staggering to the bathroom to take care of this mess. And even luckier, it wouldn't stop. So for a half an hour I sat on the edge of the bath tub and half slept, half gagged.

    2. Finally, it stopped. 5:15, I just drift off to sleep, and find myself startled awake by the sound of my dog whining. She never whines. Unless... Yep, she pees on the carpet. The newly cleaned carpets, mind you. Now my mouth tastes like blood and toilet paper, and my house smells like dog pee. Great morning.

    But I got to go to lunch with Sugar Daddy, and brave Wal-Mart for a few last minute gifts, so my day improved drastically. I certainly don't think it could have gotten worse.

    9 Response(s):

    Meg said...

    Wanna bet? Try not having ANY, yep NADA, Hot Water for shower this morning! Glad to hear your nose bleed stopped though. Did you get it on your pillow? I hate that.

    Keli said...

    Nope, none on my pillow. I hate that too. I'm glad you're getting more hot water today. I hate not having hot water!

    Kalli Ko said...

    i love how you love wal-mart

    so funny

    sorry about the bloody nose and the dog pee. Two of my not so favorite things.

    Keli said...

    It's quite sad that I spend so much time at Wal-Mart. I don't particularly love it, but it does boost my self esteem every time I go there. Gretta will be off formula in a month, and since we've been using the Wal-Mart brand, cause I'm cheap like that, I don't plan on going there nearly as much.

    But I probably still will. It makes my muffin top look much better in comparison.

    Maui Girl said...

    That sucks. Sorry those events ruined your sleep in!!!

    Phoebe said...

    I haven't been to Wal-mart since we moved here. Weird. They just don't have any close by.

    SuperGabers - The Mom said...

    *sings* ...Keli the red-nosed reindeer... You know if you feed your kid Wal-Mart Brand foods, they'll grow up WT...

    I'll send ya a New Years card... what's year house number?

    Keli said...

    Gabe, it's 9863 and the street is the same as your sister's. Sweet! I get a card from GABE!!!

    SuperGabers - The Mom said...

    ...and not just any Gabe, a "Super Gabe"...